Sad Facts of Life

Sad Facts of Life http://sfol.wordpress.com Don't Shoot the Messenger Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:27:18 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/228738ffee3b6987c51978b40a644a9f?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Sad Facts of Life http://sfol.wordpress.com SFOL #72: If your preferred medium is abstract art, performance art, or modern dance—or if you are in an Off Off Broadway production—you are untalented. http://sfol.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/sfol-72-if-your-preferred-medium-is-abstract-art-performance-art-or-modern-dance%e2%80%94or-if-you-are-in-an-off-off-broadway-production%e2%80%94you-are-untalented/ http://sfol.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/sfol-72-if-your-preferred-medium-is-abstract-art-performance-art-or-modern-dance%e2%80%94or-if-you-are-in-an-off-off-broadway-production%e2%80%94you-are-untalented/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:27:18 +0000 sfol http://sfol.wordpress.com/?p=831 ]]>

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]]> http://sfol.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/sfol-6-secretly-everyone-thinks-redheads-are-ugly/feed/ 0 sfol redheads SFOL #110: People who brag about how they didn’t have TV when they were kids are try-hards. In reality, they all hated their parents for it, and are now socially challenged because of it. http://sfol.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/sfol-110-people-who-brag-about-how-they-didn%e2%80%99t-have-tv-when-they-were-kids-are-try-hards-in-reality-they-all-hated-their-parents-for-it-and-are-now-socially-challenged-because-of-it/ http://sfol.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/sfol-110-people-who-brag-about-how-they-didn%e2%80%99t-have-tv-when-they-were-kids-are-try-hards-in-reality-they-all-hated-their-parents-for-it-and-are-now-socially-challenged-because-of-it/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:52:44 +0000 sfol http://sfol.wordpress.com/?p=820 ]]>

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