Sad Facts of Life

Sad Facts of Life http://sfol.wordpress.com Don't Shoot the Messenger Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:21:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png Sad Facts of Life http://sfol.wordpress.com SF#134: Any guy who claims he is 5’09″ is really 5’06” http://sfol.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/sf134-any-guy-who-claims-he-is-5%e2%80%9909-is-really-5%e2%80%9906%e2%80%9d/ http://sfol.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/sf134-any-guy-who-claims-he-is-5%e2%80%9909-is-really-5%e2%80%9906%e2%80%9d/#comments Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:22:30 +0000 sfol http://sfol.wordpress.com/?p=876 ]]>

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]]> http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/sfol-156-being-really-good-at-karaoke-will-never-get-you-anywhere-especially-laid/feed/ 0 sfol karaoke SFOL #149: Everybody changes when they get rich… they get happier and more important. Their money doesn’t make them mean to you, your poorness does. http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/07/sfol-149-everybody-changes-when-they-get-rich-they-get-happier-and-more-important-their-money-doesn%e2%80%99t-make-them-mean-to-you-your-poorness-does/ http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/07/sfol-149-everybody-changes-when-they-get-rich-they-get-happier-and-more-important-their-money-doesn%e2%80%99t-make-them-mean-to-you-your-poorness-does/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:30:11 +0000 sfol http://sfol.wordpress.com/?p=852 ]]>

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]]> http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/06/sfol-124-intramurallosermural/feed/ 0 sfol intramural SFOL #107: You don’t own a Chanel purse because it is really “well-made.” http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/sfol-107-you-don%e2%80%99t-own-a-chanel-purse-because-it-is-really-%e2%80%9cwell-made-%e2%80%9d/ http://sfol.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/sfol-107-you-don%e2%80%99t-own-a-chanel-purse-because-it-is-really-%e2%80%9cwell-made-%e2%80%9d/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:30:21 +0000 sfol http://sfol.wordpress.com/?p=845 ]]>

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